There is such a thing as a stupid question

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“What does your chest tattoo mean?”
“it means I’m going to shoot you if you don’t get a lap dance.” LOL at my own hilarity. Customer not amused. “KIDDING! It’s your face.” squish boobs together. Wink. Repeat throughout the night til I get tired of it and start answering that it’s just a birthmark, not Darth Vader OR a nazi soldier (really).

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