“I get free lap dances at home”

is what some guys say in response to whatever my line is. Which, what they’re really saying is that they’re cheap but just think about getting a lapdance at home. It’s what I like to do when they tell me that.  Your girlfriend grinds on your dick through your jeans for three minutes and then leaves.

(Anything other than that is foreplay, it is not a lapdance. I know I’m maybe not selling my dances hard here, but that’s not the point.  Any more than getting off is the point of a lapdance!)

I imagine that and then I grin broadly and squeeze their shoulders and tell them I’ll be back after they’ve had another drink.

Advertisements

One comment

  1. Pingback: “that girl” | G-Strings and Infamy

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s