My mom

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Once she came into the downtown dive bar I worked at when I was 21 with a bunch of sushi for me and the other girls[1]. I had to awkwardly explain to my customer, “uh, that’s my mom.”
“You have a mom?” He was truly scandalized.
No, all strippers are hatched under the stage, fully fledged in bikinis. “So does your girlfriend, son!”
“Yeah, but… I gotta go.”

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1- an incident that lingers in the memory of those who were there:

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