My landlord doesn’t take your vicodin

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After wasting so damn much time in line, on the verge of frustrated greedy tears, I got tipped these. I see a brief, not super lucrative future ahead of me as I dispose of em in a sad attempt to recoup the losses incurred while WAITING IN LINE TO GIVE LAPDANCES.
End result of tonight: I don’t do single dances on weekend nights. Not worth it.

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