BAD LINES I STEAL AND USE SUCCESSFULLY ON CUSTOMERS

“I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it.”

“I was born yesterday.  I’m no past, all future.”

“If I was a ranch they’d call me the Bar Nothing!”

“Like heaven.  I taste like heaven.”

“I used to be snow white, but I drifted.”

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better.”

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