When people are like I’m scared to cut the tampon string what if it gets lost up there

(This is a fairly regular dressing room topic, idk maybe nonstrippers don’t talk like this bc they don’t have to worry abt it)
But damn up where exactly? The vagina is as finite as people imagine sex workers’ emotional range to be, it’s not going to swim its way up to your uterus or whatever. Even when I was a super blackout drunk and once put two in at once I got them both out no sweat once I realized why it felt so weird.

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