ugh!

ok so you know how joan watson says snidely “this place still smells like stripper” and it’s like joanie don’t be judgmental I just want you to love me

but it’s true there is a stripper smell and something in my apartment smells like stripper I’m so upset


I do laundry after every shift, I shower and scrub myself down bc lord you don’t even know what places can break out after rolling around that stage, plus never 5get the staph epidemic of 2005,

THERE IS NO WAY ANYTHING IN HERE CAN SMELL LIKE STRIPPER

but sometimes I get smells in my head that aren’t real and this could be that.  ughhh I hate it.

doing laundry again tbh.  smell be gone.

ftr “stripper” smells like stale pink sugar/some sort of sugary body spray (ugh I hate that shit so much I remember when I liked it but now it makes me gag) and staler cigarettes and feet sweat, it’s a really specific smell, like the back bay t stop—does that one still have the popcorn vendor bc tbh the last time I was there was like ten yrs ago—but ykwim, it’s so specific that I bet any stripper knows exactly what I’m talking about.

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