paying $40 for being 31 minutes late to work bc of said car accident (bouncers, what is your hysterical empathy-less investment in following rules that range from SORT OF logical to extreme nonsense? oh right, power tripping horrible men)
dodging our old realtor
a girl customer attacking two dancers on stage and dumping her drink on one of them (turns out she’s an exgf of dancer’s current bf)
finding out that she then stole a bouncer’s wallet and keys (!!!score one for her although she still sucks, and that was actually the nicest bouncer 😦 )
all this and more.