There are two kinds of people

tonight a guy was all, “i’m Hans.” he looked at me meaningfully.  ”Hans like…”

“Umm, like Hans Christian Andersen?”

“Yeah and?”

“Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates?”

“Yeah and?”

“If you’re happy and you know it clap your Hans?”  I was so overpowered by my own wit I couldn’t keep the witch cackle in.

He looked really blank. “Hans and Franz!”

my turn to look blank.

“From snl!” he said impatiently, like an snl reference is somehow more universal than a children’s rhyme.

“I only watch for Gilda Radner.”



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