birthday dance

Giving a birthday lap dance to another red head whose bday is tomorrow.
“Oh you’re from the east coast? Me too! I’m from Boston.”
“I’m from farther east than that,” with scornful superiority.
My patented glazed stare. Like, the cape, what? The middle of the ocean?
“I’m from Pennsylvania.”
I controlled my laughter then but it got really hard when the song started and he whisper/sang along to Nevermind in that way that lets you know the song is Super Meaningful And Important but tbh in the context of a lap dance is a little creepy.

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