Kat sent me a text loaded with emoticons saying I should go see Magic Mike this weekend if I get the chance. I didn’t read the Tits and Sass review until just now so I didn’t know that Channing Tatum is in it–maybe you don’t know this about me but my crush on Channing Tatum since 21 Jump Street has been big and real and beautiful–so instead of seeing that I went to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter with my ex. Which was both appalling and amazing and probably better in 3d but was fine to see for 5$ on a rainy Saturday.
I just sent Regan a text loaded with capslock begging her to go see Magic Mike with me but I guess she doesn’t feel the same about Channing Tatum. Too bad, that field trip needs to happen.